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ronworkman: crookedindifference:SF Craigslist: My Law Degree...

Mon, 01 Mar 2010 09:16:52 -0700

crookedindifference:SF Craigslist: My Law Degree (Seriously) - $59250 (lower pac hts)

Date: 2010-02-24, 8:56PM PST

After several years of practicing law with a bunch of nerds in Silicon Valley I have come to the conclusion that my law degree is useless and I don’t want to be a lawyer anymore. Though I spent over $100,000 on it I am willing to sell it for the bargain basement price of $59,250, which is the current value of my remaining student loan balance.

This priceless collectible will permit you to be surrounded by hobby-less assholes whose entire life is dictated by billing by the hour and being anal dickheads. Additionally, this piece of paper has the amazing ability to keep you from doing what you really want to do in life, all in the name of purported prestige and financial success. Finally, girls in the Marina will swoon with retarded thoughts of sugar daddy when they hear you went to XXX prestigious law school and are a lawyer.

Act now as supplies are limited and this crap takes three years to make. DISCLAIMER: this piece of shit isn’t even written in English. It’s in Latin or something, but I have the translation. It says “Haha. We took your tuition money bitch, now suck it. Sincerely, President of the University”

Added Bonus: It’s from one of those elitist BS institutions that accept people like George W. Bush cause their daddy donated $20 million i.e. Cornell, Penn, Harvard, Yale, Columbia, Georgetown, Duke, Tijuana Tech, etc. Instead of donating $20 million you can have it for the low low price of $59,250 or best offer.

This is actually a serious post. I will really sell this piece of shit.

ronworkman: gynecologistcobra: According to the CNN front...

Wed, 10 Feb 2010 11:25:06 -0700

ronworkman:

gynecologistcobra:

According to the CNN front page, this is the biggest news in the world right now.

Michael Jackson’s not-at-all strange weight at the time of his death.

Note from Ron: I almost feel like making a blog that only consists of CNN doing worthless, non newsworthy bad journalism. I know that there is a non-stop stream of content that will always be there for it.

graphicly: This Stormtrooper wants to be your...

Mon, 08 Feb 2010 14:15:06 -0700

graphicly:

This Stormtrooper wants to be your Valentine.

herofetish:

kelseyalexandragee:

captain-disaster:

i want a starwars related valentine……..infact i just want a valentine.

Aw :)

So cute.

graphicly: (via herofetish) I’ll be honest, I would totally get...

Mon, 08 Feb 2010 14:12:47 -0700

graphicly:

(via herofetish)

I’ll be honest, I would totally get one of these for my apartment.

ronworkman: gravyholocaust:stfubelievers:

Mon, 08 Feb 2010 13:50:24 -0700

ronworkman:

gravyholocaust:stfubelievers:

ronworkman: gravyholocaust:niki: Jenny McCarthy body...

Mon, 08 Feb 2010 13:46:52 -0700

ronworkman:

gravyholocaust:niki: Jenny McCarthy body count.

Note from Ron: Taking Jenny McCarthy’s advice on vaccination is about as dumb as taking Al Gore’s advice on the climate. The world is full of people that choose celebrity over expertise. It doesn’t matter if they are wrong (as clearly Jenny McCarthy is) or not. I think it would be interesting if Jenny had to face jail time for deaths related to her ignorance. I bet she would start consulting experts and stop making up her own theories really quick.

lickystickypickyme: Why so evil? The Tyrant Clock, designed by...

Mon, 08 Feb 2010 10:33:55 -0700

lickystickypickyme:

Why so evil?

The Tyrant Clock, designed by Alice Wang has to be the meanest alarm clock concept ever invented.

The clock syncs up with your cell phone, randomly goes through your contact list, and then calls someone different every three minutes after your intended wake up time. It displays in a large size the name of the person who’s about to get their own wake up call from you. The potential for it to call someone and in some way completely ruin your life is huge. A disaster waiting to happen, which would make it the ideal alarm clock. Don’t want your boss, mom, or mistress awoken at some ungodly hour? Then get your butt out of bed and turn the Tyrant off.

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