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Beavis: Damn it, this always happens. I think I’m gonna score, and then I never score. It’s not fair. We’ve traveled, um, a hundred miles ‘cause we thought we were gonna score. But now it’s not gonna happen. Damn it! Bus Driver: Hey, buddy, sit down. Beavis: Shut up, ass-wipe! I’m sick and tired of this. We’re never gonna score. It’s jut not gonna happen. We’re just gonna get old like these people, but they’ve probably scored. Bus Driver: Hey, I’m warning you. Sit down! Beavis: [motioning to Martha] It’s, like, this chick’s a slut. And look at this guy, he’s old, but he’s probably scored a million times. Old Guy: [nodding] Oh, yeah. Beavis: But not us. You know, we’re never gonna score. We’re never gonna score! We’re never gonna score!
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Beavis: Damn it, this always happens. I think I’m gonna score, and then I never score. It’s not fair. We’ve traveled, um, a hundred miles ‘cause we thought we were gonna score. But now it’s not gonna happen. Damn it!
Bus Driver: Hey, buddy, sit down.
Beavis: Shut up, ass-wipe! I’m sick and tired of this. We’re never gonna score. It’s jut not gonna happen. We’re just gonna get old like these people, but they’ve probably scored.
Bus Driver: Hey, I’m warning you. Sit down!
Beavis: [motioning to Martha] It’s, like, this chick’s a slut. And look at this guy, he’s old, but he’s probably scored a million times.
Old Guy: [nodding] Oh, yeah.
Beavis: But not us. You know, we’re never gonna score. We’re never gonna score! We’re never gonna score!slut machines.
Beavis: Damn it, this always happens. I think I’m gonna score, and then I never score. It’s not fair. We’ve traveled, um, a hundred miles ‘cause we thought we were gonna score. But now it’s not gonna happen. Damn it!
Bus Driver: Hey, buddy, sit down.
Beavis: Shut up, ass-wipe! I’m sick and tired of this. We’re never gonna score. It’s jut not gonna happen. We’re just gonna get old like these people, but they’ve probably scored.
Bus Driver: Hey, I’m warning you. Sit down!
Beavis: [motioning to Martha] It’s, like, this chick’s a slut. And look at this guy, he’s old, but he’s probably scored a million times.
Old Guy: [nodding] Oh, yeah.
Beavis: But not us. You know, we’re never gonna score. We’re never gonna score! We’re never gonna score!slut machines.
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